The Simpsons

"A penny saved is a penny earned, as the Good Book says."

"Okily-dokily, let's get this project started right away!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that, neighbor. It's not the Christian thing to do."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but I try to help Him out when I can."

"Well, hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!"

"I believe I can fly!"

"Be excellent to each other."

"I'm the King of the Potato People!"

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"I have some magic in me!"

"Principal Skinner said we have to quit fooling around."

"I want candy."

"Let me think... the secret ingredient is... love!"

"I'm a champion!"

"Raise your hand if you're sure."

"I'm going to stick my head in the dirt and wait for the world to end."

"We don't ask questions, we just shoot."

"You stole my cupcake!"

"I won a Grammy!"

"Mommy, the big kids are being mean to me."

"I am not currently sober."

"Ralph is a stupid dumb idiot."

"We're friends forever, Bart!"

"Let's go crazy and play with our food!"

"I want to be President!"

"The true measure of a man is how he treats his inferiors."

"I just remembered my favorite book, Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat."

"Finish your vegetables or you'll get a nose bleed."

"I'm so happy for you, Milhouse."

"My underwear is reading a book?"