The Simpsons

"Band camp is when you go to band... at camp."

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells."

"You cut me deep, Bart."

"The walls are made of asbestos."

"I just realized, I have yet to meet a woman who could outsmart a bullet."

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

"My heart says maybe."

"I love all twenty-four of the Simpsons."

"Back and to the left... back and to the left."

"I found your cat. Can I have a dollar?"

"The winner gets to decide how to spend the money."

"I'm going to miss you, Lisa."

"My mommy says that babies are made when an angel lights its hair on fire."

"Do you want to have the fire NET IN the car? Because that's how you get the fire net IN the car."

"I see you've played knifey-spooney before."

"It tastes like burning."

"I'm going to learn what you're teaching, wrong."

"You're just jealous because I'm young and popular."

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

"I have dreams where Marge says things like 'finish your vegetables.'"

"I'm going to be President of the United States. Ay caramba!"

"That's where I wanted to be."

"Stupid Flanders!"

"I'm a four-umpire baseball!"

"Ralph, don't join the Navy to see the world, join the Navy to meet girls."

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

"He hit me with a muumuu!"

"I just want to be your friend."

"Now I'm gonna take you in the back."