The Simpsons

"I can think of at least two things wrong with that."

"When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

"My dog is a Nazi."

"I'm Ralph, and I like shorts."

"I think we should follow the rules."

"I have a hammer, it doesn't have a head!"

"I've learned nothing and I'm ready to share it."

"Mother loves you very much."

"I think I'm actually dead."

"Go banana!"

"I need my beauty sleep or I'll be a grump."

"That's unpossible!"

"I'm the god of wind!"

"Ay caramba! I got detention!"

"This will be the best day of my life!"

"I lied to you once, I can do it again."

"My room is a gun."

"I'm in love with Miss Krabappel!"

"The danger zone."

"I'm going to go to heaven!"

"I have been to the edge, and I have seen beyond."

"The kindergarten teachers are on strike."

"I couldn't find a goofy song so I wrote one myself."

"Nobody likes Milhouse."

"I won a toaster! From the waffle hut!"

"The doctor said I needed braces on my liver."

"My dog's got a brand new bag."

"I'm the bus driver now!"

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

"Principal Seymour has a rapist's laugh."