The Simpsons

"My stomach had the rumblies that only hands could satisfy."

"Everything stops for Marlon Brando."

"That's not right, that's not right at all."

"I made a funny!"

"My parents are visiting from out of town."

"Gosh, I miss playing outside."

"Wait, you're a police officer?"

"This is your last chance for education."

"Daddy's new girlfriend is ugly."

"I'm a weasel."

"Do you want to see my spaceman costume?"

"What's a library?"

"I'm so happy I could die."

"You'll always be the best to me."

"We can be friends and stuff."

"I didn't do nothing and it worked!"

"Sometimes I think about things and I get confused."

"Why do you have to be so mean to me?"

"Oof, my spine!"

"I'm sure glad I don't have asthma."

"I wonder what this button does."

"That's my favorite planet."

"Cheese and rice!"

"I love you."

"You're really pretty."

"Anything is possible, Lisa. Just close your eyes and think happy thoughts."

"My friend is sad, so I'll be sad too."

"Ralph, don't eat the yellow snow."

"I'm gonna go back in time and punch you in the face!"

"It tastes like burning."