The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Giddy-up! I've got a candy bar!"Ralph Wiggum Happiness
"I need to get going, there's a sale at the hosiery store."Ralph Wiggum Humor
"Would you like to see my pictures?"Ralph Wiggum Creativity
"I don't like this kind of train."Ralph Wiggum Humor
"My brain is bleeding!"Ralph Wiggum Humor
"That looks yummy."Ralph Wiggum Humor
"I'm going to sing the doom song now."Ralph Wiggum Music
"Maybe we'll be friends again someday."Ralph Wiggum Friendship
"Being bad is really fun."Ralph Wiggum Humor
"I've never felt anything like this before."Ralph Wiggum
"You're just mad because I'm poor."Ralph Wiggum Truth
"I like the sound of my own voice."Ralph Wiggum Humor
"Do you think my dad will ever come back?"Ralph Wiggum Hope
"I'm not licking toads anymore."Ralph Wiggum Perseverance
"My teacher says I'm the worst student she's ever had."Ralph Wiggum Education
"I never knew there was a place called Australia."Ralph Wiggum Knowledge
"Change is scary but also exciting."Ralph Wiggum Change
"You'll live forever in my heart."Ralph Wiggum Love
"I'm a doctor!"Ralph Wiggum Imagination
"My bathrobe is the most comfortable thing I've ever worn."Ralph Wiggum
"Nobody knows why."Ralph Wiggum
"I'm going to be like Superman, except it won't be a crime fighting position."Ralph Wiggum Dreams
"Corned beef and cabbage!"Ralph Wiggum Humor
"People laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I'm happy."Ralph Wiggum Happiness
"I just realized my parents don't care about me."Ralph Wiggum
"Are you threatening me?"Ralph Wiggum Fear
"That was the loudest sound I ever heard."Ralph Wiggum
"I hope someday I'll be as cool as you."Ralph Wiggum Inspiration
"Will you be my friend?"Ralph Wiggum Friendship
"I'm Idaho!"Ralph Wiggum Humor