The Simpsons

TV Show · 26 characters · 10202 quotes

Quotes from The Simpsons

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"Giddy-up! I've got a candy bar!"
Ralph Wiggum Happiness
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"I need to get going, there's a sale at the hosiery store."
Ralph Wiggum Humor
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"Would you like to see my pictures?"
Ralph Wiggum Creativity
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"I don't like this kind of train."
Ralph Wiggum Humor
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"My brain is bleeding!"
Ralph Wiggum Humor
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"That looks yummy."
Ralph Wiggum Humor
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"I'm going to sing the doom song now."
Ralph Wiggum Music
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"Maybe we'll be friends again someday."
Ralph Wiggum Friendship
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"Being bad is really fun."
Ralph Wiggum Humor
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"I've never felt anything like this before."
Ralph Wiggum
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"You're just mad because I'm poor."
Ralph Wiggum Truth
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"I like the sound of my own voice."
Ralph Wiggum Humor
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"Do you think my dad will ever come back?"
Ralph Wiggum Hope
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"I'm not licking toads anymore."
Ralph Wiggum Perseverance
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"My teacher says I'm the worst student she's ever had."
Ralph Wiggum Education
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"I never knew there was a place called Australia."
Ralph Wiggum Knowledge
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"Change is scary but also exciting."
Ralph Wiggum Change
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"You'll live forever in my heart."
Ralph Wiggum Love
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"I'm a doctor!"
Ralph Wiggum Imagination
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"My bathrobe is the most comfortable thing I've ever worn."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Nobody knows why."
Ralph Wiggum
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"I'm going to be like Superman, except it won't be a crime fighting position."
Ralph Wiggum Dreams
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"Corned beef and cabbage!"
Ralph Wiggum Humor
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"People laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I'm happy."
Ralph Wiggum Happiness
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"I just realized my parents don't care about me."
Ralph Wiggum
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"Are you threatening me?"
Ralph Wiggum Fear
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"That was the loudest sound I ever heard."
Ralph Wiggum
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"I hope someday I'll be as cool as you."
Ralph Wiggum Inspiration
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"Will you be my friend?"
Ralph Wiggum Friendship
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"I'm Idaho!"
Ralph Wiggum Humor