The Simpsons

"Slow down, Bart. You're driving too fast."

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"That's funny, I don't remember them having a lemon tree."

"The saddest day of my life was when my dog died. We had a funeral for him and everything."

"I bent my wookie."

"Why did you eat my goldfish?"

"You don't win friends with salad."

"The principal's office? What have I done now?"

"I'm in danger."

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"That's where I'll be, the town of Springfield."

"Ay caramba!"

"I'm learnding so much!"

"Quiet moments alone strengthen the spirit."

"Nurture your relationships with time and care."

"Be inspired by acts of genuine selflessness."

"Find your motivation in serving others."

"Violence solves nothing; dialogue heals all wounds."

"Vote your conscience and respect others' views."

"Read widely to understand the human condition."

"Philosophy asks the questions that matter most."

"Learn from history's triumphs and mistakes."

"Use technology to connect, not to isolate."

"Imagine a better world and work to create it."

"Seek adventures that enrich your soul."

"Care for your body as a temple of the spirit."

"Use money to help others and serve God."

"Power misused corrupts the soul."