The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"The pursuit of excellence honors the Lord above."Ned Flanders Success
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."Ned Flanders Wisdom
"Neighborly love is the foundation of a good society."Ned Flanders Life
"Live each day as if it were your last, but plan as if you'll live forever."Ned Flanders Life
"Happiness flows from a clear conscience and pure heart."Ned Flanders Happiness
"Solitude can be a gift for reflection and prayer."Ned Flanders Solitude
"Relationships require trust, honesty, and unconditional love."Ned Flanders Relationships
"Inspiration is found in acts of genuine goodness."Ned Flanders Inspiration
"Motivation comes from a sense of righteous purpose."Ned Flanders Motivation
"War brings suffering; peace brings joy and prosperity."Ned Flanders War
"Politics should be conducted with honesty and integrity."Ned Flanders Politics
"Literature expands the mind and nourishes the soul."Ned Flanders Literature
"Philosophy begins with wondering about the divine."Ned Flanders Philosophy
"History teaches us lessons for the future."Ned Flanders History
"Technology must serve humanity, not enslave it."Ned Flanders Technology
"Imagination is the key to wonderful possibilities."Ned Flanders Imagination
"Adventure awaits those with brave hearts."Ned Flanders Adventure
"Health is a blessing we often take for granted."Ned Flanders Health
"Money is a tool, not a master, diddly-doodly."Ned Flanders Money
"True power lies in serving others humbly."Ned Flanders Power
"Fear is conquered by faith in the Almighty."Ned Flanders Fear
"Strength comes not from muscles, but from conviction."Ned Flanders Strength
"Kindness is never wasted, it returns tenfold."Ned Flanders Kindness
"Patience with others reflects patience with ourselves."Ned Flanders Patience
"Justice must be tempered with mercy and love."Ned Flanders Justice
"Creativity is God's gift to mankind."Ned Flanders Creativity
"Gratitude opens the heart to blessings abundant."Ned Flanders Gratitude
"Perseverance is the mark of a righteous character."Ned Flanders Perseverance
"Death is but a transition to eternal peace."Ned Flanders Death
"Beauty is found in simple, wholesome things."Ned Flanders Beauty