The Simpsons

"Laughter is indeed the best medicine for the soul."

"Dreams are the Lord's way of showing us possibilities."

"Work is honorable and dignified in God's eyes."

"A good leader serves others before himself."

"Faith is the substance of things hoped for, unseen."

"Music is the language of the angels."

"Science reveals the wonders of creation."

"Art is the expression of the soul, praise be."

"Nature is God's canvas, and we are but humble admirers."

"Peace of mind is worth more than all the riches in the world."

"Freedom comes from living according to righteous principles."

"Truth shall set you free, yes-indeedy-diddly."

"Time is precious, so spend it with those you love."

"Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing how to use it rightly."

"Change is merely a new opportunity to serve the Lord."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's doing right despite it."

"Hope springs eternal in the breast of the faithful."

"The family is God's greatest blessing on this earthly plane."

"Patience is a virtue that the Lord rewards abundantly."

"Love thy neighbor as thyself, and do it with a smile!"

"Hard work and dedication are the keys to success, neighboreeno."

"Kindness costs nothing but pays dividends eternal."

"Every day is a gift from the good Lord above."

"A good education is the foundation of a successful life, yes-siree-bob."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, but His work is always righteous-diddly-ighteous."

"Well, hi-diddly-ho there, neighbor!"

"I've touched rock bottom and rebounded like a beach ball."

"At least I'm consistent in my inconsistency."

"I'm a cautionary tale, don't be like me."

"Some guys have it all, I have all of nothing."