The Simpsons

"Perseverance means never giving up, no matter how many times you're ignored."

"Death is nature's way of saying hello to the next life of serving Mr. Burns."

"Beauty fades, but Mr. Burns' power is eternal."

"Humor is the best medicine, except when you're this obsessed with your boss."

"Dreams are where our hopes come true, and I dream of Mr. Burns every night."

"Work is what defines us, and I am defined entirely by my work for Mr. Burns."

"A good leader inspires people, and Mr. Burns inspires my complete submission."

"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself, like Mr. Burns."

"Music soothes the soul, but Mr. Burns' voice is all the melody I need."

"Science explains the universe, but not why I love Mr. Burns."

"Art is expression, and I express myself through service."

"Nature is beautiful, but nothing compares to Mr. Burns' jawline."

"Peace comes from acceptance, and I've accepted my fate."

"Freedom is just another word for 'not being near Mr. Burns.'"

"Truth is subjective, especially when it comes to my boss's intentions."

"Time is precious, and I spend every moment thinking of Mr. Burns."

"Knowledge is power, but Mr. Burns has all the power I need."

"Education broadens the mind, but it can't compare to the broadness of Mr. Burns' ego."

"Change is inevitable, but my devotion to Mr. Burns never will."

"Courage isn't about facing your fears; it's about hiding them from your boss."

"Hope springs eternal, even for someone like me."

"Family is important, but Mr. Burns is my only family."

"Friendship is fleeting, but my loyalty to Mr. Burns is eternal."

"Success means making Mr. Burns happy, even if it destroys my soul."

"Love is a many-splendored thing, but my love is for a man who doesn't know my name."

"Life is what you make it, but I've made mine entirely about serving my boss."

"I would do anything for Mr. Burns. Anything."

"Mr. Burns is like a father to me... except I'm not his son, and he doesn't know I exist."

"One must never allow sentiment to interfere with one's carefully laid plans."

"The pen truly is mightier than the sword, especially when used theatrically."