The Simpsons

"Civilization is nothing but a thin veneer over humanity's true nature."

"Love and hatred are merely two sides of the same coin of obsession."

"The world offers endless opportunities to those brave enough to seize them."

"Escape is always possible for those with sufficient cunning and resources."

"The truly refined criminal possesses both taste and moral flexibility."

"One cannot escape one's nature, no matter how far one travels."

"Society creates its own monsters through rejection and humiliation."

"Innovation in criminal endeavors requires both art and science."

"Revenge is a dish best served after careful legal consultation."

"The future belongs to those willing to abandon their humanity for it."

"Memory is a cruel mistress who refuses to let us forget our failures."

"Ambition without conscience is simply called 'realistic ambition.'"

"The power of words can destroy far more thoroughly than any weapon."

"Loyalty is a luxury only for those who have nothing left to lose."

"Beauty and terror are often separated by the thinnest of lines."

"The question is not whether one is good or evil, but whether one is competent."

"One's past inevitably shapes one's future, for better or worse."

"Civility masks the savage beast that dwells within us all."

"The stage has taught me that all the world's a prison of one's own design."

"Failure is merely a stepping stone to future theatrical triumphs."

"The intellectual superior need not respect the rules of their inferiors."

"One cannot truly know oneself without occasionally committing felonies."

"Control is the ultimate expression of freedom."

"Truth, like justice, is merely a matter of perspective and power."

"The masses crave distraction, which I am only too happy to provide."

"Precision in execution is the hallmark of a truly refined criminal mind."

"Entertainment requires victims, whether they know it or not."

"The universe is indifferent to our suffering and our triumphs alike."

"Gratification delayed is gratification that may never arrive at all."

"The pursuit of knowledge can lead to dangerous and terrible places."