The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Breaking news from the Channel 6 News Team."Kent Brockman Knowledge
"As we all know, Springfield is a safe town. A very safe town."Kent Brockman Peace
"That's the way it is, folks. News."Kent Brockman Truth
"I'm Kent Brockman, and I will be reporting live from the scene of the action."Kent Brockman Work
"Solitude allows reflection on one's path."Waylon Smithers Solitude
"Strong relationships are built on trust and respect."Waylon Smithers Relationships
"Inspiration surrounds us if we're looking."Waylon Smithers Inspiration
"Motivation springs from within and from above."Waylon Smithers Motivation
"Great literature explores the human condition."Waylon Smithers Literature
"Philosophy examines why we do what we do."Waylon Smithers Philosophy
"History teaches us lessons about loyalty and power."Waylon Smithers History
"Innovation exists to solve real human problems."Waylon Smithers Technology
"Imagination bridges the gap between present and possibility."Waylon Smithers Imagination
"Life's greatest adventure is discovering new depths of loyalty."Waylon Smithers Adventure
"Fitness of body supports fitness of character."Waylon Smithers Health
"Wealth means nothing without purpose and meaning."Waylon Smithers Money
"True power is the influence to affect others positively."Waylon Smithers Power
"Fear keeps us sharp and ready for anything."Waylon Smithers Fear
"Strength lies in conviction and unwavering loyalty."Waylon Smithers Strength
"Kindness begins with respecting authority and hierarchy."Waylon Smithers Kindness
"Patience allows us to see the bigger picture."Waylon Smithers Patience
"Just treatment flows from a fair and honest system."Waylon Smithers Justice
"Creative solutions emerge from dedicated thinking."Waylon Smithers Creativity
"Gratitude should motivate us to work even harder."Waylon Smithers Gratitude
"Perseverance means never abandoning your principles."Waylon Smithers Perseverance
"Mortality is irrelevant compared to legacy and duty."Waylon Smithers Death
"Beauty is in the details of a job well done."Waylon Smithers Beauty
"Even hardship becomes funny when faced with dignity."Waylon Smithers Humor
"My dreams are of useful service and appreciation."Waylon Smithers Dreams
"Work is not a burden but a privilege and honor."Waylon Smithers Work