The Simpsons

"A leader commands respect through strength and vision."

"Faith in your leader is the strongest faith of all."

"Melody and rhythm accompany productive work."

"Science and progress serve business and profit."

"There's an art to anticipating your superior's needs."

"Inner peace comes from knowing you've done your duty."

"I am most free when fulfilling my responsibilities."

"The truth will set you free to serve better."

"Time flies when you're devoted to your work."

"Knowledge of Mr. Burns's preferences is essential wisdom."

"I embrace change as long as it doesn't affect my duties."

"Courage is doing what's right even when it's unpopular."

"Hope springs eternal when your master is Mr. Burns."

"The greatest friendship is that between master and servant."

"Success is measured by how well you serve others."

"A life without purpose is a life wasted."

"Mr. Burns's word is law, and law is justice."

"Wisdom means understanding one's proper place in society."

"I would sacrifice anything for Mr. Burns's happiness."

"Duty calls louder than any other voice."

"To be needed is to truly be alive."

"My greatest achievement is Mr. Burns's comfort."

"Music is pleasant background for working."

"Art should glorify Mr. Burns and his achievements."

"Nature exists to provide resources for industry."

"Death would be acceptable if it meant saving Mr. Burns."

"Humor is best when it doesn't offend Mr. Burns."

"Dreams should align with workplace objectives."

"Friendship is based on mutual appreciation of Mr. Burns."

"Family is secondary to one's professional obligations."