The Simpsons

"Change is acceptable only if Mr. Burns approves it."

"Hope exists because Mr. Burns might notice my efforts."

"Knowledge is power only when it serves the master."

"Education should teach loyalty and obedience."

"Creativity is best used in furthering Mr. Burns's goals."

"Gratitude should be expressed through perfect work."

"Patience is essential when waiting for Mr. Burns's approval."

"Justice means Mr. Burns gets what he deserves—everything."

"Solitude is time to think about Mr. Burns."

"Relationships should serve the greater good of the workplace."

"Inspiration is Mr. Burns's presence alone."

"Motivation comes from the fear of disappointing Mr. Burns."

"Literature is valuable only if it pleases Mr. Burns."

"Philosophy is the study of why Mr. Burns is always right."

"History will remember Mr. Burns as the greatest man ever."

"Technology exists to make Mr. Burns richer."

"Imagination should be channeled into solving work problems."

"Adventure is having a new task from Mr. Burns."

"Health matters only as it relates to work capacity."

"Money is good, but Mr. Burns's approval is better."

"Power belongs to those who serve faithfully."

"Fear is a tool to keep one focused on their work."

"Strength comes from unwavering loyalty."

"A kind word from Mr. Burns is worth more than gold."

"Science should advance Mr. Burns's interests."

"Beauty exists in the perfection of duty."

"Peace comes from complete acceptance of your place in life."

"Freedom means having the liberty to serve Mr. Burns."

"Truth is whatever Mr. Burns says it is."

"Time is best spent in service to one's superior."