The Simpsons

"I would walk through fire for Mr. Burns."

"The path to greatness is through absolute obedience."

"Mr. Burns represents everything good in this world."

"Happiness comes from knowing you've done your job well."

"I've devoted my life to serving Mr. Burns, and I regret nothing."

"A good employee anticipates their boss's every need."

"Love is wonderful, but duty comes first."

"I live for the moment when Mr. Burns needs me."

"The key to success is hard work and dedication to your employer."

"Mr. Burns is a great man, and I would do anything for him."

"We've been sisters for decades and still don't understand each other."

"Death is the only escape from a DMV job."

"Justice usually favors whoever complains loudest."

"Being creative means making new mistakes."

"We're grateful for what we complain about the least."

"Perseverance is stubbornness with a better name."

"Power is something other people have."

"Fear is the only honest emotion."

"Strength is pretending you're not breaking inside."

"Being kind to people just encourages them."

"Impatience is our biggest virtue and our worst flaw."

"Hope dies last, but it dies."

"Education is what you regret wasting your time on."

"Courage is stupidity with better PR."

"Being wise means knowing you're a fool."

"Solitude is just loneliness with a better attitude."

"Relationships are like jobs: exhausting and unfulfilling."

"Inspiration usually leads to disappointment."

"Motivation is for people with goals."

"War is terrible, but peace is boring."