The Simpsons

"Knowledge is power, but I'm fine with being powerless."

"Time flies when you're drowning your sorrows."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Peace is just the absence of pain."

"Freedom is overrated when you're broke."

"Change is the only constant, and I hate it."

"The truth is, I'm just a bartender with big problems."

"Dreams are what happen when you're sleeping, and I do plenty of that."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"

"You gotta have faith, even when nobody believes in you."

"Love is a four-letter word, and I've used 'em all."

"I've been kicked out of better bars than this."

"Hope is for suckers and lottery players."

"The only thing worse than losing is winning."

"A true friend is someone who stabs you in the front."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Life's a grind, kid. You gotta just keep pushing through."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

"Home is where love lives."

"Standing alone is better than standing with the wrong crowd."

"We should be grateful for what we have."

"Loyalty to family comes before all else."

"Every day is a chance to do better."

"Mistakes are opportunities to learn and grow."

"I trust my instincts about what's best for my family."

"Love keeps families together through anything."

"The future belongs to those who work for it."

"Self-care isn't selfish, it's necessary."

"We're stronger together than apart."