The Simpsons

"True love is when you can share a six-pack and not say a word."

"Barney Gumble: Renaissance man. Pilot, songwriter, and occasional genius."

"One day I'll get my act together. Maybe tomorrow."

"Maybe I'm not the best at making decisions, but I'm consistent."

"I tried to quit once. It was the worst 15 minutes of my life."

"The only thing standing between me and the stars is gravity and beer."

"Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"You know, I had dreams once. Now I just have a thirst."

"I'm not a bad guy. I just make bad choices."

"Pukahontas, the free spirit woman of the land!"

"I'm gonna miss you, buddy."

"Woo-hoo!"

"Philosophy is what you think about when you've got detention."

"History repeats because people never learn."

"Technology works best when aimed at you."

"Imagination is dangerous in the wrong hands."

"Adventure is fun until you get in real trouble."

"Perseverance is what losers call stubbornness."

"Justice is what I decide it is."

"Creativity is just being weird in new ways."

"Time flies when you're making others miserable."

"Leadership means everyone does what I say."

"Faith is what you have before I prove you wrong."

"Science is just another nerd conspiracy."

"Music is just noise if it's not about me."

"Nature is full of things to destroy."

"Peace is just weakness pretending to be virtue."

"Wisdom comes from making other people's mistakes."

"I'm not fat, I'm fluffy with menace."

"Your mom jokes are my specialty."