The Simpsons

"Inspiration comes from seeing others fail."

"Motivation is overrated when you're already perfect."

"War is what happens when people actually fight."

"Politics is about who has the most power."

"Literature is just really long emails."

"Philosophy is what people discuss when they've got nothing better to do."

"History is stuff that already happened, who cares."

"Technology is cool when it helps you cheat."

"Imagination is what gets you in trouble."

"Adventure is just trouble with a nicer name."

"Fear? I'm the thing people fear."

"Kindness is weakness showing up to school."

"Patience is for people waiting for something good."

"Justice is whatever hurts my enemies."

"Creativity is just another word for weird."

"Gratitude is a waste of breath."

"Perseverance is for people with actual goals."

"Freedom means I can do whatever I want."

"Truth is whatever benefits me."

"Time is something you waste when you're having fun."

"Leadership is just being better than everyone else."

"Faith is what losers have instead of facts."

"Music is what you listen to to seem cool."

"Science is just nerd stuff in disguise."

"Art is for people who can't fight."

"Nature is where bugs live."

"Peace is boring."

"Happiness is just sadness with better PR."

"Wisdom? I get that from TV."

"I've got the power to ruin your day."