The Simpsons

"Life's a race and I'm winning."

"Love is a sucker's game."

"Truth is boring compared to lies."

"Knowledge won't help you if I'm against you."

"Hope is what you have before reality hits."

"Change is the worst thing that could happen."

"I'm brave enough to pick on anyone smaller."

"Gratitude is what weak people feel."

"Patience is for people without lunch money."

"Power corrupts, and I'm already corrupted."

"You'll never be as cool as me."

"Money is the only thing that matters."

"Work is for people who aren't born rich."

"I don't have weaknesses, just underutilized strengths."

"Being mean is easier than being nice."

"The only law I follow is my own."

"Dreams are just ways your brain wastes time."

"Family is what you're stuck with."

"I'd rather be alone than surrounded by losers."

"Your pain brings me joy."

"School is just a place to find victims."

"I don't need friends, I need followers."

"Bullying is an art form."

"Winners don't lose, so I'm always winning."

"I'm laughing at you, not with you."

"You're dumb and I like it."

"Death is something that happens to other people."

"Health? I'm naturally invincible."

"Solitude is my natural state."

"Relationships are complicated, I prefer being alone."