The Simpsons

"I got directions from a hobo. He also said the train smells like flowers."

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

"This one's for the Gipper."

"I'm the best. Nothing can stop me."

"The only thing better than weasels is bears."

"Do you have any sugar?, said Ralph."

"That's very interesting. I have no idea what you just said."

"I'm a product of the sixties."

"I never thought I'd say this, but winning is fun."

"I'm daredevil today."

"This seems like a perfect time to panic."

"I'm thinking of something pink!"

"The answer is 'B' for you."

"I didn't do nothing."

"Love is a many splendid thing."

"I'm a Shelbyville man. No wait, I'm Springfield."

"I found a bullet."

"I am not the principal! I'm the principal!"

"This is the happiest day of my life, and I have no idea why."

"Why are you mad? I'm the one who lost your stupid car."

"That's some good shootin'."

"I'm cheering for the big one."

"Jiminy jilickers!"

"I'm a rebel. I don't like to be told what to do."

"The walls are talking to me."

"I learned to speak by watching TV."

"The gritty, realistic tale of a boy named Ralph."

"I'm very confused right now."

"Fish smell like fish."

"Every single evening, I have to look at myself in the mirror."