The Simpsons

"Waiting for the school bus in the morning."

"I'm making money fast. I'm big in Japan."

"Why did you do that? I didn't think you were gonna do that."

"This is the best part of my day."

"Of course I'm right. I'm never wrong."

"I came back from the dead!"

"My puppy's dead. How long has it been dead?"

"I found a pebble shaped like... another pebble."

"You're my best friend."

"I believe the answer is... down."

"I'll try! Trying is the first step toward failure."

"I'm going inside to make sweet love to the television set."

"That's a good learning."

"Miss Simpson is nice. And pretty."

"I'm riding on my mom!"

"Jackpot!"

"Oh! There's a bear in here! I'm gonna poke it with a stick."

"I've forgotten how to feel. Now I'm scared."

"That's very promising. I'm not sure what for."

"The secret word is 'hammock.'"

"Hello everybody."

"My legs don't work."

"I love school. I love learning."

"There's no U in teamwork."

"How am I diddly-doing?"

"I want to be like the Learningulator."

"Principal Seymour is my best friend."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Is butter a carb?"

"This is the best day of my life! And I have no idea why."