The Simpsons

"Scrabble gets the people going."

"Poking fun at people is not nice."

"My mommy says that's where sleeping people's brains go."

"I'm learnding."

"That's where I'll be... where are you going?"

"My pants felt like the wind that day."

"You're a bad man. A very bad man."

"I think I'm a big sister now."

"Reading is for people who can't watch TV."

"Eww, library."

"I was raised by a cup of coffee."

"Slowly, I realized that the catering wasn't for the press."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

"Groundskeeper Willie. He's gonna have a fine time with you."

"I'm in danger."

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar."

"I bent my wookiee."

"My parents won't let me use linoleum crayons anymore."

"Can I have the bathroom key? I can't seem to find it."

"I'm gonna go back in time and punch you in the stomach before you came up with this stupid plan."

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

"Friendship is a two-way street."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"I'm Ralph Wiggum. And I... I'm smart."

"Moe's Tavern: We serve your problems with a side of regret."

"I believe in living life one drink at a time."

"The only thing worse than being alone is being at a crowded bar."

"I'm not saying I'm a philosopher, but I've definitely thought about stuff while drunk."

"If you're not drinking at Moe's, where are you drinking? That's a business question."

"My greatest fear is success; I wouldn't know what to do with it."