The Simpsons

"Family is merely an obstacle to overcome."

"The pursuit of happiness is a fool's errand."

"I've never felt genuine gratitude in my life."

"Creativity serves only monetary pursuits."

"Solitude allows me to plot in peace."

"Inspiration comes from watching others suffer."

"Imagination is a privilege of the rich."

"War is profitable. I should know."

"Literature is acceptable if written about me."

"Music is merely background noise to business."

"Science serves capital, not truth."

"Health insurance is a luxury for the wealthy only."

"I fear nothing, except losing money."

"Strength lies in the ability to destroy others."

"The only faith I have is in profit margins."

"Patience is a virtue for those who can't afford action."

"I would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven."

"Education is wasted on those who can't afford to waste it."

"History is written by the wealthy and ruthless."

"Courage is admirable in those I'm not firing."

"Beauty fades, but my fortune compounds."

"Laughter? That's the sound of weakness escaping the body."

"Peace is boring. I prefer conflict and profit."

"Nature exists to be exploited, not appreciated."

"Art is acceptable if it increases my wealth."

"I've achieved immortality through sheer malice."

"Dreams are for the poor. I prefer nightmares."

"The working class—what a delightful burden."

"I'll be taking this. I take what I want."

"Love is a waste of valuable resources."