The Simpsons

"Knowledge is power, but evil is stronger."

"Is it wrong to destroy families for personal gain? I say no."

"Ah, the sweet taste of victory and the suffering of others."

"I've dedicated my life to becoming irredeemable."

"The secret to success? Make your employees suffer."

"I'm not a bad man. I'm just motivated by profit."

"Technology is the future, unless it costs money."

"I would set my mother adrift on an ice floe for a single share."

"Excellent, Smithers. Now kill him."

"Perhaps I have been too harsh on you. Or not harsh enough."

"I didn't become a billionaire through philanthropy."

"I am Sparta!"

"Why do you waste my time with such trivial matters?"

"Old age is the greatest adventure of all."

"Smithers, you're the only one who cares for me."

"I've worked my entire life to destroy the environment."

"Liar! You're all liars!"

"I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve."

"Bah! Nothing of value was lost."

"Is it possible to have too much power? Let me test that theory."

"I could crush you like an ant, but I'm feeling generous."

"Have the rolling stones killed."

"I love the smell of low wages in the morning."

"Perhaps I misjudged you. You're not a scoundrel after all."

"The lesson is: never try. If you ever try, you'll fail."

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"I give to the poor until it hurts—them."

"A nuclear plant? How long have I owned this thing?"

"Excellent. Release the robot Santa!"

"I would destroy the world for a single ounce of power."