The Simpsons

"Beauty? I'm looking at it in the mirror."

"Patience is a waste of my superior time."

"Justice? Only if I'm the judge."

"Creativity is finding new ways to one-up people."

"Gratitude? Why be grateful when you're the best?"

"Perseverance is just stubbornness that wins."

"Leadership means everyone follows me or gets hurt."

"Faith in what? Myself? Already doing that."

"Music's just background noise for my superiority."

"Science proves I'm scientifically superior."

"Art? Only if it's a portrait of me."

"Nature's just another thing to dominate."

"Peace is boring. Conflict is where the fun is."

"Freedom means freedom to do whatever I want."

"Truth is whatever makes me look good."

"Time's wasting, and I should be tormenting someone."

"Dreams are fine if they're about being better than you."

"Work is what other people do for me."

"Happiness? That's what I feel when you lose."

"Wisdom is knowing when to throw the next punch."

"Love is for losers and their moms."

"Life's a competition, and I'm winning."

"Education is for people without natural talent."

"Money talks, and mine says I'm awesome."

"The weak deserve what they get."

"Why be kind when you can be feared?"

"Success means making sure everyone knows you won."

"Friendship is overrated when you can be superior."

"I'm not a bully, I'm just better than everyone else."

"Your silence will only make my laughter louder."