The Simpsons

"My jacket is cooler than your entire wardrobe."

"Bullying is just being honest with everyone."

"The strong deserve to rule the weak."

"Why listen when you can just punch?"

"Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."

"Every insult I give makes me smarter."

"Family taught me that might makes right."

"Friends are just allies in my quest to be better."

"My fists are trained weapons of superiority."

"You're such a dork that even dorked-out dorking is dorky."

"Solitude? Only if I'm plotting something."

"Relationships? Only if they benefit me."

"Inspiration comes from my own awesomeness."

"Motivation is seeing someone sad and getting stronger."

"War's just bullying with bigger numbers."

"Politics? Just another game to dominate."

"Literature? Too boring compared to tormenting nerds."

"Philosophy is overthinking what I already know."

"History's written by winners like me."

"Technology is just another tool to stay ahead."

"Imagination? I imagine myself winning constantly."

"Adventure is ruining someone else's day."

"Health? More muscle means more dominance."

"Power is the only thing worth having."

"Fear? I inspire it, don't feel it."

"Hope is for people without my advantages."

"Knowledge is only useful if it helps me win."

"Change is good when it makes me more powerful."

"Courage is having your friends back you up."

"Death is what happens to boring people."