The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"Beauty is subjective, but I'm objectively best."
Nelson Muntz Beauty
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"Nature bows to my will."
Nelson Muntz Nature
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"Science proves I'm the apex predator."
Nelson Muntz Science
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"Art imitates me."
Nelson Muntz Art
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"My music is the sound of victory."
Nelson Muntz Music
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"Faith in myself is unshakeable."
Nelson Muntz Faith
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"Leadership is everyone doing what I say."
Nelson Muntz Leadership
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"Creativity means new ways to show superiority."
Nelson Muntz Creativity
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"Gratitude is for the defeated."
Nelson Muntz Gratitude
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"Justice is when I decide who's guilty."
Nelson Muntz Justice
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"Perseverance is never giving up on domination."
Nelson Muntz Perseverance
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"Kindness is surrender in disguise."
Nelson Muntz Kindness
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"Patience is a weakness I've overcome."
Nelson Muntz Patience
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"My imagination is thinking of new insults."
Nelson Muntz Imagination
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"Adventure is hunting for my next victim."
Nelson Muntz Adventure
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"Technology makes my tormenting more efficient."
Nelson Muntz Technology
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"Change? I'm already perfect."
Nelson Muntz Change
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"Courage is knowing I can beat anyone."
Nelson Muntz Courage
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"I don't need hope, I have certainty."
Nelson Muntz Hope
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"Peace is just the time between my victories."
Nelson Muntz Peace
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"Truth hurts, especially when I'm telling it."
Nelson Muntz Truth
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"Every day I wake up, the weak get weaker."
Nelson Muntz Time
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"Hard work is for people who aren't naturally gifted."
Nelson Muntz Work
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"Love for myself is all I need."
Nelson Muntz Love
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"My future is guaranteed to be victorious."
Nelson Muntz Dreams
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"Life's too short to be nice to nerds."
Nelson Muntz Life
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys respect."
Nelson Muntz Money
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"I don't follow rules, rules follow me."
Nelson Muntz Freedom
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"Laughter at others is the best medicine."
Nelson Muntz Humor
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"School is where I teach real lessons."
Nelson Muntz Education