The Simpsons

"Beauty is subjective, but I'm objectively best."

"Nature bows to my will."

"Science proves I'm the apex predator."

"Art imitates me."

"My music is the sound of victory."

"Faith in myself is unshakeable."

"Leadership is everyone doing what I say."

"Creativity means new ways to show superiority."

"Gratitude is for the defeated."

"Justice is when I decide who's guilty."

"Perseverance is never giving up on domination."

"Kindness is surrender in disguise."

"Patience is a weakness I've overcome."

"My imagination is thinking of new insults."

"Adventure is hunting for my next victim."

"Technology makes my tormenting more efficient."

"Change? I'm already perfect."

"Courage is knowing I can beat anyone."

"I don't need hope, I have certainty."

"Peace is just the time between my victories."

"Truth hurts, especially when I'm telling it."

"Every day I wake up, the weak get weaker."

"Hard work is for people who aren't naturally gifted."

"Love for myself is all I need."

"My future is guaranteed to be victorious."

"Life's too short to be nice to nerds."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys respect."

"I don't follow rules, rules follow me."

"Laughter at others is the best medicine."

"School is where I teach real lessons."