The Simpsons

"Courage is just fear with a better PR team."

"Hope is the thing that keeps you getting out of bed, even though bed is great."

"Family loves you even when you're a disappointment. So there's that."

"Friends are people who tolerate you. I have none."

"Success and I live in different towns and don't have each other's phone numbers."

"Happiness is temporary, so enjoy it while it lasts... about two seconds."

"Love makes you do crazy things. Like talking to yourself."

"Life isn't fair, but at least it's consistent about that."

"Solitude is peaceful when you're not thinking about how alone you are."

"Relationships are hard. Being alone is harder. I choose hard."

"Inspiration comes from weird places. Like my anxiety."

"I need motivation, but mostly I need someone to like me."

"War is bad. But being a loser is worse."

"Politics is complicated. So is not being a nerd."

"I like to read, even though books are just words that don't love you back."

"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff you can't change."

"History is boring, unless it's about rejected kids like me."

"I'm not good with technology, but I love trying to use it anyway."

"My imagination is the only place where things work out for me."

"Adventure is out there, but I'm staying in here where it's safe."

"Health is important, but so is not going to the doctor."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow in my piggy bank... until I break it."

"I'm not afraid of much. Okay, I'm afraid of everything."

"Strength comes from within, which is bad news for me."

"Be kind to people, because you never know when you might need them... or when they might reject you."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."

"I have big dreams. They never come true, but I have them."

"Work is what you do so you don't have to think about your problems."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and apparently the beholder isn't looking at me."

"Time moves too fast. One minute you're a kid, the next you're getting rejected."