The Simpsons

"Gratitude: thanks for the little things."

"Never give up, even when you should."

"Death is probably not that bad."

"Beauty is wasted on the popular."

"Laughter at myself beats crying."

"Dreams keep me sane at night."

"Work won't make me happy."

"Leaders are people I'm not."

"Faith in better days keeps me alive."

"Music is better than real life."

"Science explains why I'm a failure."

"Art is expressing what you can't say."

"Nature doesn't care about unpopular kids."

"Peace is just the absence of more pain."

"Freedom sounds nice in theory."

"Truth is subjective, unlike my permanent loser status."

"Time moves fast when you're miserable."

"Knowledge would be cool if I could retain it."

"Education is wasted on people like me."

"Change scares me but everything changes anyway."

"Courage is doing things despite being terrified."

"Hope is all I have sometimes."

"Family is complicated but important."

"Friends are people who don't avoid me."

"Success means different things to different people."

"Happiness is a fleeting concept."

"The wisest thing is knowing you're not wise."

"Love is something I can only dream about."

"Life sucks, but what can you do?"

"Solitude is my default state."