The Simpsons

"Relationships are terrifying and wonderful."

"Be inspired by the possibility of being liked."

"I'm motivated by the hope of not being hated."

"War between me and reality never stops."

"Politics is a big word I don't understand."

"Literature lets me escape my terrible life."

"Philosophy: why am I even here?"

"History is full of losers like me."

"Technology might be my only friend."

"Imagination is the only freedom I have."

"Adventure awaits, or at least detention."

"I'm healthy in spirit if not in body."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure would help."

"Power would solve all my problems."

"Fear is just fear, nothing to be afraid of."

"I'm stronger than I look, probably."

"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."

"Good things come to those who wait."

"Justice would be everyone treating me nice."

"Creativity is being weird in a good way."

"I'm grateful for small mercies."

"I'll keep trying even though I always fail."

"Nobody likes me anyway."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?"

"If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?"

"I dream of being somebody important."

"Work is just something that happens to people like me."

"Someone should lead me somewhere good."

"I have faith that things will get better."

"Music makes my soul sing, even if nobody listens."