The Simpsons

"Science is awesome when it doesn't blow up."

"I could be an artist if anyone cared."

"Nature is pretty cool, I guess."

"Peace and quiet would be nice for once."

"I want to be free from this prison of unpopularity."

"The truth is, I don't know what the truth is."

"Time flies when you're having fun, or does it?"

"Knowledge is power, or so they say."

"I wish I was cool like the other kids."

"Anything can happen in the next thirty seconds."

"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"Why must you hurt me so, cruel world?"

"I'm gonna make it big someday, you'll see."

"My parents don't understand me."

"The smartest thing I ever did was fail that test."

"School is where I learn absolutely nothing."

"If I could just be normal for one day..."

"Bart, you're my best friend in the whole world."

"I believe in me. That's what's important."

"Everybody hates me. Why was I even born?"

"Maybe someday I'll be popular and have friends."

"I'm the boy who laughed and laughed, but then I cried."

"Lisa, would you want to go out with me?"

"Why does everything I try to do turn into a complete disaster?"

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy in a bad situation."

"Solitude is the only relationship that doesn't lie."

"Relationships are just elaborate excuses to disappoint someone."

"Inspiration is rare and usually unhelpful."

"Motivation is temporary, like most good things."

"War is diplomacy with ammunition."