The Simpsons

"Time is a precious resource when you're being chased."

"Knowledge is the key to understanding how much you can hurt someone."

"Learn something new every day—like a better way to harm."

"Every change brings new opportunities for violence."

"Courage is facing your fears with a weapon in hand."

"Hope springs eternal in the breast of the hunted."

"Family bonds are tested when you're being chased together."

"Friends stick together, usually to hit each other harder."

"True success is surviving another day."

"Happiness is three seconds of peace before the next attack."

"The path to wisdom is paved with painful experience."

"Love conquers all... right before you get your head bashed in."

"Live each day like it's your last—because it might be."

"Every ending is just a new beginning to cause more chaos."

"The best offense is a good defense—and a bigger hammer."

"Solitude is being alone for thirty seconds before the chase resumes."

"Relationships are just an excuse to fight."

"Inspiration strikes like a club—repeatedly and without warning."

"Motivation? Try survival instinct."

"War is my natural state of being."

"Politics means choosing which side gets hit the hardest."

"Literature is incomplete without a good chase scene."

"Philosophy teaches us that pain is just an illusion... a very real one."

"History repeats itself—usually with the same victims."

"Technology: now we can hurt each other more efficiently!"

"Imagination is the only limit to how creative you can be with a hammer."

"Adventure is just another word for being chased by a lunatic."

"Health is staying one step ahead of danger."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy anvils."

"Power corrupts, but having the upper hand feels great."