The Simpsons

"Fear is the best motivator for running faster."

"Strength comes from the will to keep fighting."

"Kindness is a weakness—show no mercy!"

"Patience is waiting for the perfect moment to strike."

"Justice is served hot and fresh, like boiling water."

"Creativity flourishes when you're making up escape routes."

"I'm grateful for every second I'm not being pummeled."

"Perseverance means getting back up for more abuse."

"Death? I've died a thousand times and lived to tell about it."

"Beauty fades, but scars are forever."

"Humor is best served with a side of slapstick."

"Dream big—like dreaming of the perfect trap."

"Work hard at avoiding work by running faster."

"A leader is someone who leads you into trouble first."

"Faith keeps you going when being pursued relentlessly."

"Music to my ears is the sound of a frying pan striking flesh."

"Science is the study of what happens when you mix explosives."

"Art is the perfect medium for expressing slapstick."

"Nature's beauty is best appreciated from inside a safe hole."

"Peace is boring; give me chaos!"

"Freedom is running wild and free—for a few seconds anyway."

"The truth hurts, especially when it's wielded as a weapon."

"Time flies when you're being chased by a cat."

"Knowledge is power, but a hammer is more practical."

"Education teaches you new ways to cause harm."

"Change comes quickly when you're running from danger."

"Courage is continuing the chase despite all odds."

"There is always hope when there's dynamite."

"Family is forever, especially when they're chasing you."

"A true friend is one who chases you off a cliff."